An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from
Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, when we reach
Benin tell me o!"
The driver nodded and then she shouted again:
"My children, una hear wetin I tell am?" Everybody
responded: ''Yes, mama!"
On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off
and forgot about Mama's request.
After several hours of driving and then close to
Lagos from Benin about 4hours behind, the old woman asked:
"Driver, you never reach Benin since?"
"Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is
like 4 hours behind us".
"Ah!", the woman shouted and started crying, "take
me back to Benin, abeg I no wan wahala o!"
Considering the age of the woman, the
passengers agreed that the driver should turn back
to Benin.
On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened
the door and told the woman she was in Benin.
The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought
out 2 tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with
water.
She then smiled and said:
"Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I
reach Benin make I drink 2 tablets of Panadol. I
don take am now.
Oya make we dey go Lagos..
Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, when we reach
Benin tell me o!"
The driver nodded and then she shouted again:
"My children, una hear wetin I tell am?" Everybody
responded: ''Yes, mama!"
On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off
and forgot about Mama's request.
After several hours of driving and then close to
Lagos from Benin about 4hours behind, the old woman asked:
"Driver, you never reach Benin since?"
"Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is
like 4 hours behind us".
"Ah!", the woman shouted and started crying, "take
me back to Benin, abeg I no wan wahala o!"
Considering the age of the woman, the
passengers agreed that the driver should turn back
to Benin.
On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened
the door and told the woman she was in Benin.
The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought
out 2 tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with
water.
She then smiled and said:
"Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I
reach Benin make I drink 2 tablets of Panadol. I
don take am now.
Oya make we dey go Lagos..
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